Some visitors may wish to avoid a little silliness by skipping the opening credits. Click here to go directly to The Holy Monty Python Page for huge amounts of silliness, instead.

(Skipping the opening credits, however, offends the production crew.)


 

PYTHON (MONTY) PICTURES LTD

in association with

ANDREW KIMMEL

presents

The Holy Monty Python Page

 

 


 

Den Hølie Mønti Pythøn Brudnäbb

 

 


 

Written by:

Andrew Kimmel

 

 


 

Special appearances by:

Graham Chapman

John Cleese

Eric Idle

Terry Gilliam

Terry Jones

Michael Palin

 

 

 Røten nik Akten Di

 

 


 

With

Connie Booth

Carol Cleveland

Neil Innes

Bee Duffell

John Young

Rita Davies

 

 

Wik

 

 


 

Also appearing

Avril Stewart

Sally Kinghon

 

 

Alsø wik

 

 


 

Also also appearing

Mark Zycon

Elspeth Cameron

Mitsuko Forstater

Sandy Johnson

Sandy Rose

Romilly Squire

Joni Flynn

Alison Walker

Loraine Ward

Anna Lanski

Sally Coombe

Vivienne Macdonald

Yvonne Dick

Daphne Darling

Fiona Gordon

Gloria Graham

Judy Lams

Tracy Sneddon

Tracy Sneddon

Joyce Pollner

Mary Allen

 

Alsø alsø wik

 

 


 

Camera Operator HOWARD ATHERTON

Camera Focus JOHN WELLARD

Camera Assistant ROGER PRATT

Camera Grip RAY HALL

Chargehand Electrician TERRY HUNT

Lighting TELEFILM LIGHTING SERVICE LTD

ANDREW RITCHIE & SON LTD

TECHNICOLOR

Rostrum Cameraman KENT HOUSTON

 

 

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

 

 


 

Sound Recordist GARTH MARSHALL

Sound Mixer HUGH STRAIN

Boom Swinger GODFREY KIRBY

Sound Maintenance PHILIP CHUBB

Sound Assistant ROBERT DOYLE

Dubbing Editor JOHN FOSTER

Assistant Editors JOHN MISTER, NICK GASTER,

ALEXANDER CAMPBELL ASKEW,

BRIAN PEACHEY, DANIELLE KOCHAVI

Sound Effects IAN CRAFFORD

 

 

See the løveli lakes

 

 


 

Continuity PENNY EYLES

Accountant BRIAN BROCKWELL

Production Secretary CHRISTINE WATT

Property Buyer BRIAN WINTERBORN

Property Master TOM RAEBURN

Property Men ROY CANNON, CHARLIE TORBETT,

MIKE KENNEDY

Catering RON HELLARD LTD.

Vehicles BUDGET RENT-A-CAR LTD

 

 

The wøndërful telephøne system

 

 


 

Assistant Art Director PHILIP COWLAM

Construction Manager BILL HARMAN

Carpenters NOBBY CLARK, BOB DEVINE

Painter GRAHAM BULLOCK

Stagehand JIM N. SAVERY

Rigger ED SULLIVAN

 

 

And mäni interesting furry animals

 

 


 

With special extra thanks to Charlie Knode, Brian McNulty, John Gledhill, Michelle Ginn, Peter Thomson, Megan Barron, Sue Cable, Valerie Charlton, Mara Schuster, Drew Mara, Sue Smith, Charlie Coulter, Mitch Comiskey, Iain Monaghan, James McDermott, Steve Bennell, Bernard Belenger, Alpini McAlpine, Hugh Boyle, Meghan Hahl, Dave Taylor, Gary Cooper, Marie DiRito, Peter Saunders, Les Shepherd, Julia Smith, Vaughn Millard, Hamish MacInnes, Terry Mosaic, Bawn O'Beirne Ranelagh, and the rest of Mr. Kimmel's language arts students.
 
Made entirely on location in Palm Beach County, Scotland at Doune Castle, Castle Stalker, Killin, Glen Coe, Arnhall Castle, Bracklim Falls, Sherriffmuir.
 
By Python (Monty) Pictures Limited, 20, Fitzroy Square, London W1 England., and completed at Mr. Kimmel's house.
 

Copyright (c) 2004 A.J. Kimmel

All rights reserved

 

 

The producers would like to thank the Forestry Commission, Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir & Cawdor Estates, Stirling University, and the people of Doune for their help in the making of this webpage.
 
The characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed,

RICHARD M. NIXON

 

 

Including the majestik møøse

 

 


 

Songs

NEIL INNES

 

Additional music

DEWOLFE

 

 

A møøse once bit my sister...

 

 


 

Costume Designer

HAZEL PETHIG

 

 

No really! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist," "Fillings of Passion," "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
 

 


 

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

 

 

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

 

 


 

We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

 

 


 

Production Manager JULIAN DOYLE

Assistant Director GERRY HARRISON

Special Effects JOHN HORTON

Choreography LEO KHARIBIAN

Fight Director & Period Consultant JOHN WALLER

Make Up Artists PEARL RASHBASS, PAM LUKE

Special Effects Photography JULIAN DOYLE

Animation Assistance LUCINDA COWELL, KATE HEPBURN

Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

 

 


 

Lighting Cameraman TERRY BEDFORD

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT

Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

 

 


 

Designer ROY SMITH

Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III

Miss Taylor's møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME

Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

 

 


 

Editor JOHN HACKNEY

 

Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER

 

Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN

 

Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER

Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

 

 


 

The directors of the webpage hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

 

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

 

 


 

 

Executive Producer

JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

 

 


 

Producer

MARK FORSTATER

 

Assisted by

EARL J. LLAMA

MILT Q. LLAMA III

SY LLAMA

MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

 

 


 

Directed by

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS

(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76,000 BATTERY LLAMAS

FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

 

and

 

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

 

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